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Fake News For CNN…How HRC’s Questioning by The FBI Happened…


Location: Washington, D.C.

Enter HRC and Huma Abedin; already in the room are two FBI agents, Peter Strzok and Agent P.

HRC: Good morning, gentlemen. So glad you can accommodate us here today.

Strzok: Good morning, Madam President. You are most welcome. I am so glad to meet you face to face; it’s been a dream and a true honor.

HRC: Of course. See if they are wearing any wires, Huma.

Abedin: Do I have to? Can’t we trust them?

HRC: Trust but verify! Search them and if you won’t, I will just have them strip so we can see what Lisa gets that’s so good. Well?

Abedin: Fine. It’s bad enough having to look at Anthony’s weiner much less his!

(She pats down Strzok and Agent P.) They are clean.

Strzok: You know, that felt good! We should do it again!

HRC: Shut up! Let’s get on with this. Agent P. go make us some coffee. Make sure you roast and grind the beans real slooooow, catch my drift?

Agent P.: Jawohl! I mean, yes, Madam President! (He leaves the room.)

HRC: Peter, on my way over here, I remembered a certain nursery rhyme. Want to hear my version of it?

Strzok: Why, yes, Madam President!

HRC: Say it Huma!

Abedin: I can’t remember it very well!

HRC: What the f$#k! It’s a nursery rhyme, how can you not remember it?

Abedin: But it rolls off your masterful tongue so much better, Madam President!

HRC: Don’t patronize me or I’ll have you sleeping with Anthony again!

Abedin: Please, not in front of the help!

HRC: Okay, okay! Peter, you listen and listen well, got it?

Strzok: Yes, Madam President!

HRC (clears her throat): Peter, Peter, conspirator
With many others and a lover
Peter may have to go to jail
Where he’ll be loved without fail!

Strzok (clapping but looking somewhat worried): Excellent! Most excellent! Ma’am!

HRC: See here Peter, you’ll do what I say and from here on out you’ll be most favored! Understand?

Strzok: Absolutely, yes!

HRC: Now, did you bring Comey’s draft?

Strzok: Yes!
(Gives her a document.)

HRC (reads document, shaking her head as she does so. Done, she clears her throat.): We are going to have a few fixes her, Peter. You know what “gross negligence” here suggests?

Strzok: Something criminal?

HRC: That’s right, Peter. Smart boy! Now why would anybody suggest that I’m a criminal when my f$#king opponent is that tasteless loser? You’ve got the guaranteed loser part figured out, right?

Strzok: An insurance policy against that douche winning, yes, Ma’am!

HRC: What do you know about douches, Peter?

Strzok: Nothing, Madam President, it’s just an expression.

HRC: I see! Well, we’re going to have to fix this draft, just like I said! It will take me some time to get it right. Understood?

Strzok: Yes, Ma’am.

HRC: Now, about my electronic devices, they’ve been destroyed?

Strzok: Naturally!

HRC: And they weren’t any attempts to read them?

Strzok: None whatsoever!

HRC: Good, good!

Strzok: It’s highly commendable that Madam President knows what questions to ask!

HRC: You don’t actually believe the stuff you see on Fox News do you?

Strzok: Why, no, Madam President; of course not! But that clip about wiping servers with a cloth or something…

HRC: What the f$#k are you doing watching that channel anyway? I knew it! I knew it! I can’t trust anyone!

Strzok: But Ma’am…

HRC: Don’t f#$king but me…I said that to fool all those deplorables and Walmart shoppers…you know the people I am talking about! They eat up this crap just like they buy into the missing emails being about doing yoga and Chelsea’s wedding! Don’t you get it?

Strzok: Yes, yes! I do! That Gruber guy was right!

HRC: Damned right he was! Don’t you ever, ever question my judgment again. Understand?

Strzok: Yes! Madam President, there’s another pressing matter?

HRC: And that is?

Strzok: Bernie Sanders, Ma’am. What do you want to do to keep his mind right?

HRC: Don’t worry about that old fool! I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse. We’ve got it covered.

Strzok: I’m sorry to have to bring this up, Madam President but as I understand it, Loretta stays put as AG, Comey as Director, McCabe as Deputy and, and…

HRC: I know, I know. They are too many good people to mention. Look, I take care of my friends. Under my administration I intend to form a very, very, special, elite, unit, you may get to lead it!

Strzok: Inside the FBI?

HRC: Out of the White House! Ever heard of the Gestapo, Peter?

Strzok: Don’t compare us to them, yet, Madam President. We aspire, that’s all!

HRC: I know. But there’s our model. If these right wing motherf$#kers think Lois Lerner was a big deal; they’ll soon get straightened out!

Strzok: I’m so looking forward to it! Bravo!

HRC: What else do we have to talk about to make this look good, Peter? Want to hear about my grandkids?

Strzok: Why, yes! Absolutely!

(Four hours or so later, HRC and Huma Abedin leaves. Coffee was never served; Agent P. never re-entered the room.)


They Have Nothing On Him…

To anyone who has the ability to critically analyze what’s been going on in this country over the last few months (so, the media, Democrat party leaders, many celebrities and a good deal of the rank-and-file followers of all of the parties preceding are excluded) it should be obvious that:

(1) the reason Obama and his people spied on Mr. Trump was, simply, to find some dirt on him that would have been leaked to the press in order to damage his candidacy. The “prick-tator” himself was so certain that they’d find something on Mr. Trump, it was the reason he and many surrogates in the donkey party and the media (yes, some of whom were likely in on it) were running about proclaiming with certitude that Mr. Trump will “never” be President.

(2) by their very (in)action, it is clear that the charge of Russian collusion is utter and complete bullcrap, why? Because if it were true, Obama’s minions would have leaked it prior to November, 8th with the intent being, again, to influence voters.

(3) Obama was obviously aware of what was going on here and it was the reason why, with days remaining in office, he authorized the exchange of intelligence between the various agencies. He knew.

The following piece was true when it was written and almost on a daily basis now, we are finding out how much so: https://mononymous1.wordpress.com/2014/05/28/the-broken-windows-theory-now-applies-to-government/

It’ll be no surprise if, some time from now, we learn that a good deal of the Washington, D.C. elites and power brokers (in Congress, the media, etc.) were covertly spied upon under Obama’s direction. We already know of James Rosen and the Senate Intelligence Committee. This may well include Chief Justice John Roberts and it will certainly explain his Obamacare decision. In short, we may find that a number of these people have been or could have been threatened with blackmail. It will be no surprise if we find out that Obama’s spying on Mr. Trump actually began when the latter was talking about the former’s birth certificate issue. This is what tin-pot dictators do.

It’d seem to me that, if the Russians really wanted to influence our elections, they would have released, through Wikileaks, for example, the 30-33K missing Hillary Clinton emails; it is very likely that they and others, have them (I was once involved with a small business and its servers were routinely attacked; is there anyone out there who actually believes that her private servers were not hacked?). Why haven’t these emails been leaked? Because they can be leveraged and only God knows what would have happened to this country and its interests if Mrs. Clinton was elected.

To conclude, what can we expect going forward? Well, Congress is on the case, actually, they are on their high horse, as usual. When was the last time any of their so-called “investigation” resulted in anything, anything? For example, is that known lying sack of excrement, Susan Rice, likely to go to jail (along with some of her underlings)? Don’t think so. Her primary exemption, of course, is her race. And with Republicans in charge, well; “it’s not who we are…” as Obama would say. However, what we were under his administration was nothing but a third world country with first world means and for Democrats, the ends justified the means.