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CNN – A Parody

A list of headlines, denials, admissions from the channel:

1 “This is C, No News.” (In James Earl Jones’ voice.)
2. Unlike our main competitor, “We decide, We distort.”
3. Zucker, Anderson “Can’t Take a Dump” Cooper and Don “Black Hole” Lemon are not in a love triangle.
4. Alisyn Camerota has not given up her job for the relatively honorable position of being a prostitute.
5. It’s only fake when we fake it.
6. We’ve been making shit up since Bernard Shaw; why stop now?
7. Where does it say the first amendment is an individual right?
8. We do our best to control the news narrative, why can’t we control some dude on the internet?
9. No, we don’t deserve being beaten up in a fake wrestling match and if you advocate this, we’ll publish your contact info so one or more of our unhinged viewers or Kathy Griffin (without make-up) will take care of business, if you catch our drift…
10. Apologies. Our viewers aren’t unhinged they just choose to be alternatively informed in the alternative universe we’ve created for them; why else would they tune in when we’ve admitted to making stuff up?
11. Chris Cuomo does not self-identify as a little girl in order to gain access to the ladies’ bathroom.
12. Remember when we gave debate questions to Hillary? Right, we were colluding and actively “hacking” the elections; Candy Crowley pulled it off in 2012!
13. Sure, our journalists are actually SJWs, aren’t all journalists? What are you going to do about it?
14. No, Wolf Blitzer isn’t really that dumb, that time on Jeopardy, he had buzzer problems.
15. The next time you see Fareed Zakaria on, try to forget that “GPS” means, “Globally Plagiarizing Scumbag”
16. Boycotts against us don’t work; we can blackmail our advertisers, as well.
17. Hey, give us some credit, we fail at our main job everyday but we get up and do it all over again and yes, some how, we really, really, do know what is best for your life. Remember we are the most trusted people in news.
18. Make no mistake, we are what we accuse others of being; “C, Neo-Nazis” (In James Earl Jones’ voice.).
19. Get on with your miserable lives, we’ll join MSNBC and take our viewers to a merry world in which Hillary is President!
20. Ask the New York Times, Trump made us do it!

They Have Nothing On Him…

To anyone who has the ability to critically analyze what’s been going on in this country over the last few months (so, the media, Democrat party leaders, many celebrities and a good deal of the rank-and-file followers of all of the parties preceding are excluded) it should be obvious that:

(1) the reason Obama and his people spied on Mr. Trump was, simply, to find some dirt on him that would have been leaked to the press in order to damage his candidacy. The “prick-tator” himself was so certain that they’d find something on Mr. Trump, it was the reason he and many surrogates in the donkey party and the media (yes, some of whom were likely in on it) were running about proclaiming with certitude that Mr. Trump will “never” be President.

(2) by their very (in)action, it is clear that the charge of Russian collusion is utter and complete bullcrap, why? Because if it were true, Obama’s minions would have leaked it prior to November, 8th with the intent being, again, to influence voters.

(3) Obama was obviously aware of what was going on here and it was the reason why, with days remaining in office, he authorized the exchange of intelligence between the various agencies. He knew.

The following piece was true when it was written and almost on a daily basis now, we are finding out how much so: https://mononymous1.wordpress.com/2014/05/28/the-broken-windows-theory-now-applies-to-government/

It’ll be no surprise if, some time from now, we learn that a good deal of the Washington, D.C. elites and power brokers (in Congress, the media, etc.) were covertly spied upon under Obama’s direction. We already know of James Rosen and the Senate Intelligence Committee. This may well include Chief Justice John Roberts and it will certainly explain his Obamacare decision. In short, we may find that a number of these people have been or could have been threatened with blackmail. It will be no surprise if we find out that Obama’s spying on Mr. Trump actually began when the latter was talking about the former’s birth certificate issue. This is what tin-pot dictators do.

It’d seem to me that, if the Russians really wanted to influence our elections, they would have released, through Wikileaks, for example, the 30-33K missing Hillary Clinton emails; it is very likely that they and others, have them (I was once involved with a small business and its servers were routinely attacked; is there anyone out there who actually believes that her private servers were not hacked?). Why haven’t these emails been leaked? Because they can be leveraged and only God knows what would have happened to this country and its interests if Mrs. Clinton was elected.

To conclude, what can we expect going forward? Well, Congress is on the case, actually, they are on their high horse, as usual. When was the last time any of their so-called “investigation” resulted in anything, anything? For example, is that known lying sack of excrement, Susan Rice, likely to go to jail (along with some of her underlings)? Don’t think so. Her primary exemption, of course, is her race. And with Republicans in charge, well; “it’s not who we are…” as Obama would say. However, what we were under his administration was nothing but a third world country with first world means and for Democrats, the ends justified the means.

Arresting the Slide into Third World-ism

The descent started when Obama (America’s first “prick-tator”) started wielding his phone and pen which, thankfully, is now being undone. In this process, he enabled a sense of entitlement among the various fringe groups that comprise what is really a minority (in numbers), Democrat party. Chief among their sense of “entitlement” is the use of the force of government to foist and decree various mandates upon the rest of us – without debate or even the legislative process. In fact, all debate is mostly suffocated by claims of “racism” with the help of the complicit media. I am reminded of an analogous situation in the third world country of Guyana (of Jonestown infamy), with which I have some familiarity. When the 28+ year old dictatorship there finally allowed themselves to lose an election by agreeing with Jimmy Carter to stop the rigging, it didn’t take long for the deposed leadership to decide to make the country “ungovernable” by spreading “mo’ fire” and “slow fire,” literally and figuratively. So, along with calls from single brain cell celebrities, who have so much in common with the rest of us, for actions that mirror the third world, we have politicians at the highest level of the Democrat party (Chuck Schumer and Tim Kaine, for example) stoking the flames. I’d ask if these people have no sense of decency for what is supposed to be a first world nation but I know that they abandoned all pretense of this a long time ago. Make no mistake, along with the media, their aim is to make the country “ungovernable” because they believe it is their birthright to tell the rest of us how to live our lives under the scrutiny and force of their government. The problem is that they’ve lost that to which they feel entitled and they still do not know why and cannot get over it. The palpable fear is that Mr. Trump will be wildly successful and this represents an overwhelming threat to their fascist desires.

So the tantrum continues, as one might find in a third world nation. It obviously doesn’t help that the rule of law was blown up under the previous administration with their, in my opinion, willful coddling of these domestic terrorists; exactly as they did the international ones. The Democrat party is to them what an Imam at a top madrassa is to a budding terrorist. It is rather unfortunate that these people will not accept the losers’ participation trophy and let our lives go on in peace. What’s to be done? On inauguration day, someone sent me a text saying, “what a shame about the violent protests,” my response was, “they should be shot with rubber bullets, tear gassed and be driven off the streets and if they were in fact paid, the source(s) of their funding should be tracked down and arrested for incitement.” I still believe this is what needs to be done because as their desperation grows, the situation will likely worsen; there is absolutely no reason why law-abiding citizens of this country should have to deal with the vandalism and anarchy.

Regarding the travel suspension, I’d suggest that it wasn’t far-reaching enough. (Related to this suspension, let there be no doubt that across the media spectrum, there are people waiting breathlessly for a jihadist to attack here in the US so that they can immediately proceed to blame this suspension as the motive.) Under the radar, the Obama administration handed visitor’s visas (valid for 5 or 10 years) to practically anyone who showed up at a US Embassy or Consulate abroad. This was a completely legal way of opening our borders and with no exit tracking system, no one really knows who has stayed in the country illegally. Every single visitor’s visa issued over the last 8 years ought to be nullified; this can be done simply by having ICE rejecting entries into the US and informing travelers abroad that they need to re-apply for a new visa. Furthermore, any woman who is 7 months or more pregnant should not be allowed into the country, unless there are some extenuating circumstances. Anchor babies are being delivered across the country particularly in states such as CA and NY; this cannot be allowed to continue at the expense of US taxpayers. More generally, any reform of the immigration system must end chain immigration and a points based system has to be instituted in order to ensure that the continuing rip-off of hardworking taxpayers will cease.

You’ve Taught Us Well, Leftists…

During the Monica Lewinsky affair, the same left that is now positively orgasmic about various allegations regarding Mr. Trump’s “sexual misconduct” and talk were doing yeoman’s work at defending a man who’d later be impeached. Who has forgotten the parade of cabinet members on the White House lawn and one after another (starting, as I recall, with Madeline Notbright) proclaiming Mr. Clinton’s innocence? (Compare this “circling of the wagons” with what the various pussies in the Republican fraternity recently did with respect to Mr. Trump’s “locker room talk”.) Later on, we were told how this was all about sex, Mr. Clinton’s private business, didn’t affect his ability to govern, the behavior was simply reprehensible, etc, etc. So, the hypocrisy is stunning but not unexpected.

What I hope is the result of the above episode and the cumulative effect of all of the other accusations against Mr. Clinton (undeniably enabled by his wife) is simply this: Mr. Trump may have been (or may be) a sex maniac but he’s ours. We have no choice but to overlook all of it because the level of corruption and incompetence in the alternative is simply not acceptable. The only way the media and leftists, in general, will succeed in this election is if we allow them to use our standards and sense of morality against us. So, let them feign their outrage because, using their own standards, we know that they cannot possibly be. What they are hoping to do, is outrage the rest of us and thus decrease support for Mr. Trump.

Not this time, media and leftists (to repeat myself), there is too much at stake. Go ahead, make all the accusations you want, we will support Mr. Trump anyway because he’s the last best hope and our only chance to tear down an entirely corrupt system…AND because you’ve taught us well.

Bullying – Kaine Shows How It’s Done

On full display last night was the left’s approach to dealing with their “political enemies.” These people have more interest in “dialog” with ISIS and terrorists in general rather than try to change hearts and minds on public policy matters. As with every thing else with liberals, they most often accuse others of the very thing they are themselves guilty of, bullying other people is one such example. The natural outcome, when they win elections, is to use the force of the government to bully the populace – fascism, really.

Mr. Pence, in my view, showed enormous restraint in dealing with this tiresome clown. I know I’d have told him to save the filibustering and rude interruptions for the Senate floor. It was evident from the start that this was going to be Mr. Kaine’s conduct for the duration of the “debate” with a willing accomplice in the moderator.

Incidentally, one can always tell how effective the left think the moderator was by looking at the criticism they receive (from the left) after these “debates.” With the Matt Lauer forum criticism as a baseline, Mr. Holt and Ms. Quijano must have done splendidly in order to be spared their wrath.

When asked why 60% of voters distrust Mrs. Clinton, the imbecile replied, “Elaine, let me tell you why I trust Hillary Clinton. Here’s what people should look at as they look at a public servant. Do they have a passion in their life that showed up before they were in public life? And have they held onto that passion throughout their life, regardless of whether they were in office or not, succeeding or failing?”

Aside from being a bunch of utter crap, the summary is this; outcomes don’t matter, it’s all about the intention. A typical example is Obamacare, we “intended” to cover x millions of uninsured but if it ruins every thing else, that’s okay; we had the passion, you see. Mrs. Clinton spent 8 years in the Senate using it as a stepping stone to run for President; during this time, none of this “passion” showed up at all – not a single bill was sponsored by her to do any of the things she claims to want to do now – to make our lives better. That’s right, she DID NOT SPONSOR A SINGLE BILL (to “fix” any of the problems she purports to know, now, how to “fix”) during her tenure in office!

Finally, regarding the Putin nonsense; who was it, Mr. Kaine, that told Mr. Medvedev before the 2012 election, to let “Vladimir know” that he was going to be more “flexible” AFTER the elections? What did this convey to Mr. Putin, other than weakness and who ran the State Department at the time?

“DESPERATE…”

It’d seem to me that by now, the Trump campaign ought to be pinning the “desperate” label on the Clinton campaign, specifically, as follows:

HRC is “desperate” because:

She has no vision for the future of this country that is any different from the failed and extremist policies she and her party have offered for the last 50 years and those that have been implemented over the last 7 years by the Obama administration.

She has come to the realization that you cannot fool all of the people all of the time and that the farce that has been the Obama administration will not be given a third term.

With 90+ % of the media as her puppets, she will not win and has taken to wondering why she is not 50 points ahead.

Automatically disqualified herself by mishandling classified information and finally understands that the American people, the “deplorables,” will not support and promote a lying, crooked, lawless person to the highest office in the land.

Knows that absolute power corrupts absolutely, has craved it her entire life and sees her chance for it slipping away.

The President’s and her racist and sexist appeal to divisions along race and sexist lines is simply not working.

Bought and paid for, she will not be able to deliver to her donors, foreign and domestic and the Clinton Foundation may be bankrupted as a result. She’s on notice that America and the Oval Office are not for sale.

Because the only experience she has is in setting the world on fire, deleting emails and believing that servers can be protected by the Secret Service and that they can be wiped with “a cloth.”

Her only claims to success have been in containing “bimbo eruptions,” evading indictment for various criminal activities and defending a child rapist.

Realizes that airline staff who have flown to 113 countries are better qualified than she is.

Recognizes that the American people see the utter hypocrisy in the argument that she’s the “most qualified” to run for President which suggests that Obama must have been the least qualified and yet by her and her party’s measure, the inexperienced one has done a terrific job.

Made a mistake by prematurely declaring her imperiousness by referring to Republicans and Conservatives as enemies worse than terrorists; they’ve come to understand that they will suffer the most if she wins.

Parody – “My Private Server”

A parody of Bob Marley’s “I Shot the Sheriff” as performed/interpreted by Eric Clapton, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRgcwT9X2J8

To the imaginary vocal style of the Hopeless Reprobate, Clinton (HRC):

(My private server, but no one breached its security
My private server, but no one breached its security)

All around in my home towns,
They’re tryin’ to track me down,
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For this breach of security
For the breach of security, but I say

(My private server)
But I swear it was in self-interest
(My private server)
And they say it is a capital offense

Republicans always hated me,
For what, I don’t know,
Every time that I plant a seed,
They say nip it before it grows,
They say nip them before they grow, I say

(My private server)
But I swear it was in self-interest
(My private server)
But I swear it was in self-interest

Running for president again today
Can’t railroad me out of town
All of a sudden I see Republicans
Aiming to bring me down,
So I shut, I shut, I shut them down and I say,

(My private server)
But no one breached its security,
(My private server)
But no one breached its security

Reflexes got the better of me
A criminal isn’t easy to be,
Every day my bucket goes to the well,
But the bottom will not drop out,
On no day will the bottom drop out, I say

My private server
But no one breached its security, oh no
My private server
But no one breached its security, oh no