Parody – “My Private Server”

A parody of Bob Marley’s “I Shot the Sheriff” as performed/interpreted by Eric Clapton, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRgcwT9X2J8

To the imaginary vocal style of the Hopeless Reprobate, Clinton (HRC):

(My private server, but no one breached its security
My private server, but no one breached its security)

All around in my home towns,
They’re tryin’ to track me down,
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For this breach of security
For the breach of security, but I say

(My private server)
But I swear it was in self-interest
(My private server)
And they say it is a capital offense

Republicans always hated me,
For what, I don’t know,
Every time that I plant a seed,
They say nip it before it grows,
They say nip them before they grow, I say

(My private server)
But I swear it was in self-interest
(My private server)
But I swear it was in self-interest

Running for president again today
Can’t railroad me out of town
All of a sudden I see Republicans
Aiming to bring me down,
So I shut, I shut, I shut them down and I say,

(My private server)
But no one breached its security,
(My private server)
But no one breached its security

Reflexes got the better of me
A criminal isn’t easy to be,
Every day my bucket goes to the well,
But the bottom will not drop out,
On no day will the bottom drop out, I say

My private server
But no one breached its security, oh no
My private server
But no one breached its security, oh no

Je Suis Trump?

In the aftermath of the Charlie Hebdo attacks, most “conservative” media in this country were quick to proclaim the sanctity of our First Amendment rights and properly blamed the terrorists and their fanaticism. Later, John F’n Kerry was rightfully derided for blabbering about understanding the rationale for the attack; the typical, knee-jerk leftist attitude to these things. But what happened last Friday at a planned Trump rally in Chicago was a deliberate, organized, blatant and ultimately successful (by their measure) denial of the First Amendment rights of those gathered for the rally. Their success came from creating an atmosphere of chaos, fear and intimidation; it’s what terrorists do. What came after this, however, was shocking to this observer; some of the so-called “conservative” media joined their comrades on the left and Mr. Trump’s opponents to seize on the opportunity to try and lay the blame on his “inciting” rhetoric. Put another way, they all immediately assumed the John Kerry and leftist approach in rationalizing the loathsome tactics of the protesters. Why? Because defeating and attacking Donald Trump is politically expedient as opposed to defending our First Amendment rights. Strange, isn’t it?

The Trump Potential

The “pendulum” diagram below summarizes the direction in which this nation has been heading for about the last 100 years; inexorably drifting leftwards. It also suggests the hope for a potential Trump presidency; would it, could it, halt the slide? Not simply slow the rate of it, as one might argue has happened intermittently over the last century, but actually STOP it? Why might he be able to do it? Because he can bypass and destroy media narratives and expose and tear down the Washington D.C. elitist cabal; at least this is the hope and I believe this is what drives a lot of his support. This is the potential opportunity here but there is a lot of work to be done to undo the various power grabs of the federal government (my list is here). With the right selection for a VP that is, a conservative, we could then seriously begin to start moving the pendulum to the right.

pendulum_trump

Bernie Is Getting Schlonged The Socialists’ Way

M1: Mr. Sanders, great crowds, a resonating message out there. You seem to be leading a movement.

B: Why, yes; thank you.

M1: You won New Hampshire and some how received less delegates than Mrs. Clinton.

B: Yes, those are the rules.

M1: Do you miss the irony here, Sir?

B: What? What do you mean?

M1: The socialism you preach…

B: Yes?

M1: Redistribution…

B: Right, right, from those who have to those who haven’t! Absolutely!

M1: There you go, that’s exactly what’s happening with your votes. See, you win the votes but your opponent receives the benefits. It’s like seizing stuff from someone who works and handing it over, at no cost, to someone who won’t…love it, right?

B: That’s right! I look at Sweden, Norway, Denmark; those are my models!

M1: Really? What do you say to Sean Penn, Michael Moore and others in your party who’d prefer the Cuba and Venezuela models?

B: Exercise patience! We’ll get there!

M1: So, why are you still in the race?

B: I’ve got a great message! See my crowds? I can still win this thing!

M1: Sir, are you too dumb to understand that you’re never going to win? You are a designated loser!

B: Of course I can! What kind of question is that?

M1: Let me put it this way, dumbass, if delegates were dollars, you are being taxed at one of those rates you advocate and you know where those “tax dollars” are going?

B: Redistribution!

M1: You think you can now explain why you’ll be a loser to the countless morons who follow you?

B: I am being mugged! I am feeling the burn!

M1: Hemorroids?

B: Yes but don’t tell them that…

Parody – We’ve Been Fooled Again (D.C. RINOs Sell-out)

A parody of The Who’s “Won’t Get Fooled Again…” here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

You’ve been voting at the booths
With your children at your feet
That the morals they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Thought it all along
That your will, will be damned

I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Watch the transformation all around
Go to work again today
Just like yesterday
Then I’ll get on my knees and pray
‘Cause we’ve been fooled again

The changes we’d hope to come
But suspected all along
Will not liberate from the same old, that’s all
And if the world looks just the same
And history ain’t changed
Cause the banners, they say will be flown in the next war

I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Watch the transformation all around
Go to work again today
Just like yesterday
Then I’ll get on my knees and pray
‘Cause we’ve been fooled again
Oh yeah!

I’ll move myself and my family abroad
If we happen to be left half alive
I’ll get all my papers and smile at the sky
Though I know that the hypnotized never lie
Do ya?

There’s nothing in the streets
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
And the party of the left
Are now the party of the right
And the whores were all bought and paid for overnight

I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Watch the transformation all around
Go to work again today
Just like yesterday
Then I’ll get on my knees and pray
‘Cause we’ve been fooled again
Oh yeah!

Yeah!

Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss

A More Realistic Front Page of the Failing NY Daily News…

DAILY_NE

Related notes:
(1) As noted in a previous post, leftists should spare us their faux outrage, their sanctimony, their demagoguery on the issue of guns every time one of these incidents happen. The moral high ground on the issue of human life must never be ceded to these hypocrites as long as they unconditionally support abortion.
(2) Why is it that when these incidents happen abroad, e.g., Paris, the left never blame guns but, instead, talk about climate change, lack of jobs and so on. Why don’t these excuses apply here in the US and the knee-jerk reaction is to call for gun control?

Amnesty? Refugees? What’s the difference? Democrats Will Grow Their Base…

Suffering, perhaps temporarily, the setback of an injunction against executive amnesty; the administration is moving full speed ahead with its plans for refugees. Who knows what the actual intake will be before this is all done but missing from the equation is the untold number that will also arrive, subsequently, as derivative beneficiaries of those granted status (see here: http://www.uscis.gov/i-730).

Unlike the folks entering across the southern border, refugees, once they’ve been admitted into the country and have stayed for a year, automatically qualify to adjust status to become permanent residents. From this point on, they are on a glide path to becoming US citizens in five years which then allows for another round of possible “chain” sponsorship of relatives and thus even more immigrants will flow. By its very nature, refugee status produces the same results as amnesty and for the Democrat party and assorted RINOS, the happy outcome they seek. The difference, however, is that no executive or unilateral action is needed – current laws allow this. One wonders if, as we write this, DHS and USCIS are figuring out just how to declare all illegals in the country refugees (or at minimum, the ones who’ve been arriving since Summer 2014, supposedly fleeing strife in Latin America).

Any reform of current immigration law MUST end chain immigration by moving away from that based entirely on “family reunification.” A realistic and beneficial solution is one in which family unity is limited to spouse and minor children with all other family sponsorship being based on a points system of which “family reunification” is a minor aspect; points will be primarily awarded on an educational background and experience or skill basis. Until there is reform (not likely under this President) fundamental transformation will proceed, country and the will of its citizens be damned; unabated and abetted by a Congress that has long since given up on the concepts of checks and balances and being a co-equal branch.

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